Update

Steven Moore is a genius.  Here is his photoshop rendition.  I think I definitely need to spend 30 years of my life growing this out.

My life goal is to have either the biggest mutton chops on the face of the planet or a ZZ top beard. If that does not happen, I at least want to have some resemblance of hair on my face that does not look like i just drove on a dirt road in an ATV (possibly with Jim Lake?). The following is my novice attempt at my mutton chop dream. If anyone thinks they have the Photoshop skills to take this rendering down, by all means.